Five Missy Elliott tracks placed on our list of the best singles of the decade. [Photo: Atlantic Records] Best of the Aughts: Singles

Best of the Aughts: Singles

by Slant Staff on January 25, 2010   Jump to Comments (15) or Add Your Own


It's more than a little bit ironic that the decade that began with the commercial single seemingly gasping its last dying breath would end with it being the dominating format. Tellingly, Billboard placed the invention of the iPod—the King of iPop, if you will—above the death of Michael Jackson on its list of the Top 50 Moments of the Decade: The ever-evolving gadget revolutionized the way we consume and listen to music. Some of us still cling to the album as an art form, and next week we'll unveil our list of 100 reasons why the long-player is still vital, but the single is as relevant today as it was when Billboard used to track jukeboxes. Mariah Carey's "We Belong Together"—which, according to the industry Bible, was the decade's biggest single—is a testament to the enduring power of the radio hit: "Come-back, come-back" went the prophetic background hook. The decade saw its share of one-hit wonders (Daniel Powter, Soulja Boy Tell 'Em, Blu Cantrell), novelty hits (Baha Men's "Who Let the Dogs Out?"), and novelty hits by one-hit wonders (again, Baha Men), and Jay-Z gave Kanye West a run for his money when it came to guest-rapper ubiquity. In fact, Jay's number of appearances on this list is second only to Missy Elliott, who is, impressively, the main artist on all five of her singles here. Put simply: hip-hop dominated. And everyone secretly fancied themselves a disco star. Sal Cinquemani

[Editor's Note: Head on over to The House Next Door to see # 101 – 250.]

Sunshowers

100. M.I.A., "Sunshowers." I first heard M.I.A.'s "Sunshowers" at, of all places, a Matthew Williamson fashion show. A runway is not the venue you expect to hear about gun culture, the Iraq War, the PLO, snipers, racial profiling, and sweatshops, but those are just some of the topics that M.I.A. managed to squeeze into the three-minute sophomore single from her debut album Arular. That and a sunshiny pop hook lifted from Dr. Buzzard's Original Savannah Band's oft-sampled disco hit "Sunshower." SC

Keep the Car Running

99. Arcade Fire, "Keep the Car Running." If his spill at the Super Bowl halftime show and the entirety of Working on a Dream suggest that it might be time to put Bruce Springsteen out to pasture, "Keep the Car Running" suggests that he may have unlikely successors in the kids of Arcade Fire. With its slowly escalating backbeat and its singular mandolin riff, combined with a naked desire to escape from unspecified traps and its on-the-verge narrative, the single is one of the decade's finest examples of Americana without the self-seriousness or monotony that tag implies. Jonathan Keefe

Like a Boy

98. Ciara, "Like a Boy." With synthesized strings lifted from Vivaldi and a chorus that glides as slickly as a boy sneaking under his girlfriend's bedcovers at dawn, Ciara's role-reversing "Like a Boy" might be the sexiest revenge fantasy ever. Though her voice is pitched down like a serial killer in a horror film ("What, you mad? Can't handle that?"), she ultimately plays a superhero—only she dons a pair of boy jeans instead of a cape. SC

That's Not My Name

97. The Ting Tings, "That's Not My Name." It makes a certain kind of warped sense that the decade's most unlikely, slowest-burning hit (it cracked the U.S. Top 40 more than a year after it entered the U.K. singles chart) would be a swinging, shouty, danceable, shoegazy feminist anthem, the illegitimate daughter of Toni Basil and My Bloody Valentine. Why not? In a decade when music could hopscotch across the Internet, bypassing actual markets and traditional taste arbiters, musicians could chart a path to chart success through blogs and word of mouth and a prayer, and this song’s type of strange novelty became even more of a strength. Really, the surprise is that no one has licensed it to become a cheer routine on Glee or a commercial for hairspray yet. Dave Hughes

Clint Eastwood

96. Gorillaz, "Clint Eastwood." Within the brief window when the Gorillaz's cartoon faux-anonymity didn't seem like a silly gimmick, also came their most lasting contribution, a delirious meeting between Damon Albarn's plaintive yarl and Del the Funky Homosapien's chunky verses, which butt up against each other atop a tangled landscape of thick-sliced bass and minor-chord piano. Jesse Cataldo

Roll Out (My Business)

95. Ludacris, "Roll Out (My Business)." When Ludacris crossed over by making mock of those asking him, "Who's your housekeeper? What you keep in that house?," I hadn't laughed so hard since Destiny's Child's cover of Samantha Sang's "Emotion." A novelty song disguised as a diss track, or vice-versa, "Rollout (My Business)" is an aural circus, in which Timbaland's lumbering calypso riffs match perfectly with Luda's pitch-vague slant rhymes. It takes a true cracked genius to pair "diamonds in it" with "windows tinted." And I know I'm not the only one who spent most of the decade trying to figure out what he got in that case. Eric Henderson

Daniel

94. Bat for Lashes, "Daniel." Bat for Lashes a.k.a. Natasha Khan's love-torn "Daniel," from her impressive sophomore effort Two Suns, features all of the singer-songwriter's dramatic charm to which we had grown accustomed, but it's delivered in a decidedly sleeker, more accessible, and simultaneously modern and retro new-new wave package that would be as equally at home blasting from a boombox in the mid-'80s as it would playing over the "marble movie skies" of some late 21st-century film's ending credits. SC

Clocks

93. Coldplay, "Clocks." Name your children Apple and Moses and you cop to having Miranda Julyism. This is not unlike Coldplay's distinctly English and unquestionably vanilla music, so unthreatening but intriguingly teasing at times—asking for trouble without ever really causing it. On "Clocks," the band's finest song, Chris Martin's grandiose sincerity of feeling gives the grade-school lyrics a haunting import, an impression amplified by the unforgettably heart-racing piano riff of the song's sterling soundscape. Like swimming in a dream you'd never have, but a dream worth swimming in nonetheless. Ed Gonzalez

Weak Become Heroes

92. The Streets, "Weak Become Heroes." This tune probably reminds a lot of people of their first E. At once a pitch-perfect evocation of rave nostalgia (that looping piano, those warm ascending pads, the stuttering vocal sample) and an unsentimental acknowledgment that the communal joy of a rave, and of raving as a lifestyle, is both beautiful and fleeting, it's a sort of joyous hangover. Mike Skinner's sober, steady, insightful reflection is in itself a kind of rejoinder to the sorts of laws he fingers in his conclusion's still bracingly abrupt return to conscious reality. DH

Hearts on Fire

91. Cut Copy, "Hearts on Fire." Some of the most talented remixers of the late aughties took aim at this song. Calvin Harris stripped out the disco and upped the amperage, juicing the riffs onto the world's more angular dance floors. Holy Ghost! took things the other way, easing the beat and sprawling across it languorous saxophone and hypnotic piano. Aeroplane excelled just by setting all their phasers on "drama" and pressing play. But while there were many worthy challengers, there could be only one—and ultimately, to Cut Copy's credit, no one managed to surpass their original's unlikely collision of windswept post-punk drama and ass-shaking freestyle sass. DH

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Comments

Dave Hughes on January 27, 2010, 09:26 AM

"Lil Jon and his backup skeeters' "Get Low" impressed upon pliant eardrums what it sounds like when Tasmanian devils jizz."

Eric Henderson, you're my hero.

Eric Henderson on January 28, 2010, 11:05 AM

Did I ever tell you I'm your hero? Guess so.

colbsterr on January 28, 2010, 04:02 PM

Best (and most relevant) Review Site. EVER.

JRHG1 on January 28, 2010, 08:59 PM

Knew I could count on Slant to give Her Madgesty some deserved love. :) "Music" and "Hung Up" did very well on year-end critics' lists, but, compared to other tracks, haven't done as well on decade-end lists- so this is very nice.

Slant writers (especially Sal C.) continue to produce some of the best-reviewed material. Incisive, intelligent commentary. Keep up the good work.

Will an albums list follow?

JRHG1 on January 28, 2010, 09:02 PM

Oops- I see that next week will bring the albums list. Looking forward to it.

Billy on January 29, 2010, 07:29 AM

Are you kidding me "Slant"? Where is "We Belong Together"? I just lost a great deal of my respect for you.

starburst on January 29, 2010, 08:54 AM

Solid list, better than Pitchfork's and Rolling Stone's for sure.

For some reason, I was expecting L.E.S. Artistes and 1 Thing to make an appearance on the list but I guess not.

JRHG1 on January 30, 2010, 11:44 AM

"We Belong Together" wasn't a BIG critical success (same as Mariah Carey herself), even on year-end lists; it had a handful of citations, but that's about it. It's a typical Mariah track, thematically, though it was one of her better tracks in a while. It kinda meshes in with all the other R&B/pop ballads of the decade. Huge airplay hit, though, but that's not what these lists are about. Maybe Slant will put Emancipation of Mimi on the albums list?

Billy on January 31, 2010, 01:48 PM

To begin with, I don't think that "critical acclaim/success" was the centerpiece of this list anyway, and following "Slant" for several years now, it's the magazine's approach anyway. One of the reasons why I like Slant is that they are very idiosyncratic, yet they acknowledge the good music no matter what genre it falls in and contrary to general perceptions. They have managed to show some respect for Mariah as a musician, covered up with humour so that they will appear more critical, yet it is pretty obvious she is a 'guilty pleasure' for them. That's why I was surprised when I did not find "We Belong Together" on the list, namely, because they should acknowledge the greatness of the song. In fact, I could disagree more with you JRHG1 in terms of "it's a typical Mariah track" considering that at the time of its release it was an artistic breakthrough for Mariah, setting the standard for balladry in the 00s. Simply put, it was a major trendsetter. My criteria are definitely not airplay success, although the particular song's unprecedennted omnipresence establishes it as an indispensible part and reference point of '00s popular culture, an approach that Slant seems to favor anyway (that is, reflecting on "pop culture" phenomena). Hopefully, "The Emancipation of Mimi" will get itd due through the forthcoming albums list, although at this point, I highly doubt it. Too bad, since I though Slant was one of the few sources that could see how excellent a musician Mariah Carey is.

Sal Cinquemani on January 31, 2010, 04:28 PM

Billy, unfortunately "We Belong Together" didn't score enough points to crack the Top 100. I recognize the importance of the song to Mariah's career and its influence on the genre, which is why I mentioned it in the intro, but the criteria for this list was, for the most part, quality.

starburst, "L.E.S. Artistes" was also in contention but didn't make the cut. We may consider publishing #101-250 (sans commentary) but haven't decided yet.

Billy on February 1, 2010, 01:00 AM

First of all, I'd like to apologize for the grammatical mistakes on my previous post (I wrote it rather quickly and didn't have the time to go through it before posting it—mind you, I was also rather "excited" over the topic as well). Secondly, Sal it's a pleasure to see you responding to my post. By seeing "We Belong Together" in the intro, I figured it was pretty doubtful to find it in the actual list (it would have been an exaggeration since it is Mariah after all, and critics are not supposed to like Mariah, even when she produces quality music). I don't think I should pursue this any further since my main argument is in my previous post. At least, is there any possibility that you will provide a review of "Rainbow" or "Daydream" in the forthcoming future? I know this is not the place to ask this, but..!!

Eastern_Digital on February 1, 2010, 06:38 AM

Well, while this loist actually pretty great...from a rap point of view it is a little weird that you have 4(!) Missy songs on there but no In Da Club, Lean Back or Ballin.

starburst on February 1, 2010, 06:44 AM

With or without commentary, it would be nice to see the rest of the best.

JRHG1 on February 1, 2010, 09:16 PM

How was "We Belong Together" trendsetting? It sounded similar to "Lovers and Friends," not to mention some other Mariah ballads, stylistically, and she sang in Beyonce-like manner (the fast singing). Plus, as I said prior, thematically, it was typical Mariah. Mariah does what she does well- light music, crafted for the masses. But it doesn't make her one of the essential, greatest artists- if her work warranted that, she'd get a heckuva lot more critical respect than she has received. Very rarely, she will have a stray album track that veers from the usual fare, but for the most part, the music is nothing adventurous or different. But that doesn't mean it hasn't been enjoyable often. :) I like a number of non-major critical successes (besides Mariah, I quite enjoy Kylie Minogue, Olivia Newton-John, Air Supply's cheesy love songs, and more).

Re "In Da Club"- it's oneof the most monotonous singles of the last decade- I don't grasp how it received as much acclaim as it has.

alexbwolf on February 7, 2010, 02:14 AM

I love this list but am really missing "1 Thing"....I would put it in at least the top 20.

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